2009-07-30

Although its title suggest bad picture quality, 'Low Fidelity' delivers...


Title: Low Fidelity
PornZone Entertainment

I've always avoided films that say things like 'over 4 hours of action' or '3 hours of bliss' on the cover. Visions of badly edited sessions and unused cuts from a bunch of productions come to mind. So when the cover mentioned '2 hours' I normally would have turned away. However I recognized the girls on the cover from that naughty buffet we call the Internet, and decided why not? The names on the package were no strangers to the industry. It might be worthwhile, and sooner or later somebody needs to review these 2 hour plus type DVDs.

What seemed to promise a waste of film was actually decent quality. In fact, this turned out to be a collection of sessions from other films with all the dialogue cut out of the beginning of each scene. In most cases the scenes started directly into the sex. This would be perfect for people who tend to skip over the dialogue and go right for the dirty stuff. While the picture and sound quality was not the most immaculate, it was about average, and far better than the title might suggest. The scenes generate a fair amount of heat and there is plenty of uninterrupted footage for each one.

Rating: 3.5/5
Comments: Think of this DVD as buying your porn in bulk.

Alexia Knight, Alicia Rhodest, Stella, Gabby, Veronica Raquel, Mason, Hannah Harper, Sabrina Maui, Joelan, Sophie Evans, Josie, jessica Darlin, Jessica Dee

2009-07-20


The Red Corset
(Platinum Blue Studios)
By: The Wife & I

When approaching porn from a couple’s perspective, there are generally three things the wife and I are looking for in a good fuck-flick:
1 – Scenes that interest both the male and female viewer
2 – A variety of scenes and shots (we’re not looking for two straight hours of blowjob footage, for example)
3 – An over-arching narrative that ties the whole movie together, and makes for both an interesting and exciting viewing experience.


Having said all that, The Red Corset passed our test.

Imagine a hot, blood-red corset that infuses anyone who puts it on with instant lust and you’ve basically imagined the storyline of the film. Originally owned by a Victorian-era queen, the corset has made its way through history via auctions, gift giving and lucky finds to land in the hands of a two curious sex therapists, a woman who has lost all interest in sex, and a pair of horny friends, among others.

Composed of mainly straight male & female sex, the film appealed to both the wife and I. By far the best scene in the movie is the second, in which the sexually disinterested Lauren Kain dons the infamous corset and has hot & heavy sex with her male lover on a glamorous staircase. Good shots & interesting positions coupled with the fact that Kain probably fills out the corset the best led the wife and I to agree that this scene was the most erotic for both of us.

We also both enjoyed the amount of screen time given to the most important art of cunnilingus in several scenes – specifically the ones performed by males (i.e. not the ones in the lesbian or the threesome scene) – because a) we’re both big fans, and b) too often porn seems to be only about getting the guy off. The attention to males giving head to females in this movie was nice to see, and a turn on for us both.

Overall, The Red Corset was pretty straightforward. As the wife said, “It’s simple enough that if this was the first porno someone watched, they wouldn’t be turned off.” The film sticks to all the standards – blowjobs, missionary positions, doggystyle, a lesbian scene, a threesome scene, etc – and doesn’t plant any kinks (unless you count the corset as a kink) or try to push any fetish boundaries. We both enjoyed watching it, and we would recommend it to any couple looking for an erotic film to incorporate into a spicy evening.

Rating: 3/5